1. It's Springtime. None of us want to be inside updating a blog.
2. It's Conference time. Any time any of us do spend inside is spent with nose in book as we each have jumbo-sized papers due in not very much time at all.
But, of course, none of this is at all fair to you, dear reader. We apologize! Sincerely! Profusely! From the bottom of our meek hearts! We are all wracked with shame and guilt. And so I write this to you, a mere promise that as soon as I turn in this odious paper for my literature class, I will devote all my hours to you, internet. I will shower you with flower petals and HTML and photographs of your humble servants begging everyone we see for a vehicle.
In the meantime, why not check out our MySpace page? It's not much more exciting than this blog, though our tentative route plans will be posted in the coming days, along with pictures and links to things we think you'd like. Might I suggest that you pay particular attention to the "Donate Now" button? Donations of more than $15 dollars will be reciprocated with the most intriguing and enigmatic of MYSTERY BOXES! While supplies last, of course.
And! Of course! Huge thanks to everyone who came to our carnival, particularly those who left with tattoos. Everyone's donation of money and time made a huge difference to our morale, but those who left with memories of the day permanently branded into their flesh are the true heroes. We're with you forever now, you know.
Remember, Blog Babies, that we love emails. Suggestions? Comments? Art donations? Philosophical musings? patchworkcaravan@gmail.com, dear!
All the love in the world,
Jane.
P.S. None among our readers has a van or SUV or Jeep or Radio Flyer they're not using this summer, right? If that vehicle is weighing you down, I know one way you can get rid of it...!
