As much as you are all curious about the cool new corrugated plastic wall the caravan is going to have, and our awesome new UV ray-blocking transparent roofing, I thought it was most important to update you on the removal of my body hair.
For a few months, I stopped shaving my armpits. It was great. I could see everyday how my body was changing. Then, visibly, it stopped, so this very morning, I decided it was time to share the wealth with others.
In fact, I'd so much like to share with you all the excitement of growth and change, that I am auctioning off a pretty Ziplock bag full of it.
Now, I know $10.00 seems pretty steep for a container full of something you could grow yourself, but, keep in mind, this bag contains my very own DNA.
You can't really find that in your own armpits.
Also, this money will go toward our new set of tires, so we can get on the road!
HELP US OUT! SUPPORT GROWTH AND CHANGE!
(Or keep in mind that you can always make donations at our Myspace )
5 comments:
That "Buy Now" button doesn't work for me.
Hm. That's odd. I'm making Jane fix it RIGHT NOW.
Fixed!
exactly what kind of art-caravan are you guys trying to run here
The best kind!
Is this John...Peebles?
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